people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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