Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Blood and glitter go together right?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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