Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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