We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
