could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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