well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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