Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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