hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
