This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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