my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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