trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
