with your own penis?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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