Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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