I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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