take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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