i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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