terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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