question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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