I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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