I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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