Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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