the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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