kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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