Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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