the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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