I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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