i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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