you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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