I wish I only lived at night.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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