At least make sure they are 18
Why
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
