I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Slut skills are useful in every country.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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