Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I am available for nakedness
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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