Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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