so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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