Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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