I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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