theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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