Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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