erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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