Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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