It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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