He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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