Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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