The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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