what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm just crazy horny about you
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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