Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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