My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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