Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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