it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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