I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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